Rab ne bana di jodi. I curse and she yawns.

Disaster. I couldn't sum it up more efficiently and neatly. How did the movie manage to garner the hype that it did. Some media persons must have been on a payroll.One shouldn't expect the makers of Tashan to come up with anything better and Adi made sure he didn't. What a pointless and story less mess. Take SRK out and you have yourself a perfect cup of espresso(minus coffee and milk). Like every other disaster this movie heads from the start to the same place all other movies of its class go, to the movie-shredder( i hope to god somebody invents it and places it in all theatres countrywide.) Not for a nanosecond did I feel connected with the movie. Rab ne.. seems to move ahead of everybody including audiences. No point in dissecting the first/second halves. Both are mundane and totally avoidable. Music is below average and songs dont gel with the movie at all. Dialogues seem to have been copy-pasted from other SRK movies. I have no idea why the story was based in Amritsar and had the so-out-of-original-ideas Punjabi undertone with all the 'Hello- ji , this ji and that ji'. Rab ne.. feels like the Punjabi tarka overcooked, burnt and re heated a hundred times.

SRK looks too old and his face a bit too bony with all the bones sticking out. He'd do good to retire completely from typical romantic stories and follow Aamir Khan. Let his ego decide.

I saw 'Pineapple Express' yesterday and I loved Seth Rogan.Hollywood is getting better everyday in each genre and we are in complete shit to say the least.

I'll rate Rab ne when i die and meet Rab ji and ask him if he did made this Adi Chopra jodi.
Did we all hear a 'No' from somewhere............